Pet Monkeys: They can be yours!

Animal rights activists please skip this post. Don't comment, in fact, don't even read it, please.

Walking back to school on my lunch break today, I saw the pet shop that I see all the time. Today, I'm feeling a bit lonely, and went inside to stare at cute, cuddly things.

I hit the warm fuzzy feeling jackpot: they had monkeys for sale! Two adorable, little monkeys with tiny fingers and long tails. I don't know what kind they were, but they were the tiniest, cutest things I've ever seen up close. I hung out with the monkeys for a while, then went back to class feeling even better than I expected.

Now I just need to figure out how to sneak a monkey into an airplane...